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MAT This film starts with a prison breakout. Shortly afterwards, Dreyfus eats a messy egg sandwich, while Estevez looks on. Soon, Dreyfuss fights a guys in a bunch of fish, and loses. Both of them are assigned on a stakeout to find out about a girl who knows the breakout thugs. They have no chemistry at all. Most of the humor falls flat. Scarily enough, Dreyfuss scores with a chick. A climactic car chase also ensues. I never thought that action movies could be so boring. [E.N. - since fell asleep after writing this, we decided that it needed to be edited, in order to correctly show Mat's true feelings toward the film.] Wow. That movie was fantastic! 80 out of 4. I LOVE Richard Dreyfuss, I wish he would fellate me. God I want him so bad I can taste it. In my mouth, that is. You know what I mean. I'd have to do it without my shirt on. GREG Emiliolooks funny with a mustache. I hope Dreyfuss falls off a cliff or something. Dreyfuss sucks. I'm not paying attention to this movie at all. Hmm.... slouch, starlight, firebrand. She like Richard Dreyfuss, this is unbelievable. I give it 1.5 MRU's out of 5 *note, final rating was given less than halfway into the movie. ZACK Richard Dreyfuss is really unfunny. Man, at the beginning of the movie, I urinated. Not on myself, but in the toilet. It was weird because the urine was clear. It looked like water. This never happened before. I was tempted to not flush the toilet, just to see if the next person would have noticed. I'm they wouldn't have. It was quite clear. This movie has failed to keep my attention. Mat is asleep. Again. We got some good footage of Mat asleep. He is un-aware of the fact that we got the footage. That's pretty distictly cool. Man, half hour before I urinated, I urinated and it was yellow. It changed color signifacantly in half an hour. That's weird. Conclusion: Mat slept. Kind of boring. We are all fighting drowsiness, except for Mat who's already lost. Final Rating: I don't know, 2? Quality Points. I wasn't really paying attention. 2 out of 10 Bratpack Points for having a member in it. Mat's Nugget of Wisdom (About half way through, Mat wakes up, and...) Mat: "I think that girl is connected to the guys at the beginning." Greg: "We already established that. Awhile ago." Mat: "Then why did you ask." Greg: "uh.... I didn't ask" Mat: (goes back to sleep.) RICH mmm Stakeout. Looks to be a woman. Looks to be naked. Look to be sweet. He doesn't make any sleazy pornos. no no no, now he sticks with the respectable pornos. Zack: "I think this movie needs Judd Nelson beating up Richard Dreyfuss." Rich: "What about mutant bikers beating up Richard Dreyfuss?" Zack: "Maybe if they were cheering Judd Nelson on, as he beat up Richard Dreyfuss." Rich: "What if Judd Nelson was one of the mutant bikers?" Zack: "ooooh. Good point." Good car chase. Conclusion: 3 stars

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