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     10:44 p.m. 
    
      
        
        MAT
        Sean Penn looks crazy in this
        movie. I swear, he looks like someone else. Nicolas Cage is also
        in this movie, for about 2 seconds. Judge Reinhold offers one
        of his more significant performances. Sean Penn's perfomance
        as "Spicoli" reminds me of some stoners I knew from
        high school. [E.N. - Mat is full of shit. He didn't know any
        stoners in high school.] Political Correctness wasn't a concern
        for this movie.
        
          
            
               
            Mat has no idea what 
            he's talking about. |  
           
         
        Last time I saw this movie was
        when I was in middle school. Greg must be looking forward Phoebe
        Cates' famous scene. This soundtrack really rocks. One of my
        favorite scenes is where Spicoli orders a pizza to his history
        class. The tiredness factor is setting in a little bit. I need
        to work out more.
        I give it 4 out of 4 stars.
        GREG
        I like Phoebe Cates. Phoebe
        Cates rocks. I don't like the Judge, however. Sean Penn is cool
        too. Stacy wouldn't look good as Pat Benatar. There aren't any
        members of the Brat Pack in this movie. That's not really good.
        Rich doesn't know who Phoebe Cates is. I like Spicoli Vs. Hand.
        This movie is cool, but it needs more Phoebe Cates. Dude! Phoebe
        Cates is hot. Sweet! Dude! Sweet!! Oh man, I don't think I'll
        ever get over seeing Phoebe Cates topless.
        
          
            
                
            Topless Phoebe is fine, but this is
            the best part of the scene. 
            Just look at her face. |  
           
         
        Gee, this movie has a lot of
        nudity. Don't watch this movie if you're not a fan of nudity,
        at all. Back onto the subject of nude Phoebe Cates. Man, She's
        mad hot. She is, in fact, rad to the max. Dude, that was cool.Yup,
        but even without nude Phoebe Cates, this movie rocks.
        Rating: 4.5 MRU's out of 5
        ZACK
        This a new movie. I just noticed
        what I started to write 20 minutes ago, beforeI got distracted.
        I have no idea what I was going to say. Oh well. This movie has
        a few different plots, and sub plots. Spicoli rules. He's the
        best character in the movie. Whoa, 7 months quickly pass in this
        movie. This movie doesn't have a single member of the Brat Pack
        in it. I was mistaken about that. My bad.
        Conclusion: This movie rocks.
        5 out of 5 Quality Points 
        0 out of 10 Bratpack Points
        
          
            
             
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            Mat's Nugget of Wisdom
             Mat: "Remember that one girl who
            was flirting with me?" 
            Zack: "When?!" 
            Mat: "When you bought that water." 
            Zack: "Who was flirting with you?" 
            Mat: "That girl. With the black hair." 
            Zack: "How was she flirting?" 
            Mat: "She was talking to me." 
            Zack: "And what did she say?" 
            Mat: "....hi"  |  
           
         
        RICH
        I think Greg would say, "If
        she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me." This
        movie starts out solid. I like the line about working hard, or
        hardly working. Spicoli rules. Greg hopes this movie is about
        an elementary school. The last girl who was topless - more of
        her being topless. More of her toplessosity. If Illegally yours
        has taught us anything, it's that you can have a brazen disregard
        of the law with no consequences. Spicoli rules.
        Conclusion: 4 + 1/2 (Phoebe) | 
       
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