#9

Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Starring Sean Penn, Judge Reinhold, and Phoebe Cates

10:44 p.m.

MAT

Sean Penn looks crazy in this movie. I swear, he looks like someone else. Nicolas Cage is also in this movie, for about 2 seconds. Judge Reinhold offers one of his more significant performances. Sean Penn's perfomance as "Spicoli" reminds me of some stoners I knew from high school. [E.N. - Mat is full of shit. He didn't know any stoners in high school.] Political Correctness wasn't a concern for this movie.


Mat has no idea what
he's talking about.

Last time I saw this movie was when I was in middle school. Greg must be looking forward Phoebe Cates' famous scene. This soundtrack really rocks. One of my favorite scenes is where Spicoli orders a pizza to his history class. The tiredness factor is setting in a little bit. I need to work out more.

I give it 4 out of 4 stars.

GREG

I like Phoebe Cates. Phoebe Cates rocks. I don't like the Judge, however. Sean Penn is cool too. Stacy wouldn't look good as Pat Benatar. There aren't any members of the Brat Pack in this movie. That's not really good. Rich doesn't know who Phoebe Cates is. I like Spicoli Vs. Hand. This movie is cool, but it needs more Phoebe Cates. Dude! Phoebe Cates is hot. Sweet! Dude! Sweet!! Oh man, I don't think I'll ever get over seeing Phoebe Cates topless.


Topless Phoebe is fine, but this is the best part of the scene.
Just look at her face.

Gee, this movie has a lot of nudity. Don't watch this movie if you're not a fan of nudity, at all. Back onto the subject of nude Phoebe Cates. Man, She's mad hot. She is, in fact, rad to the max. Dude, that was cool.Yup, but even without nude Phoebe Cates, this movie rocks.

Rating: 4.5 MRU's out of 5

ZACK

This a new movie. I just noticed what I started to write 20 minutes ago, beforeI got distracted. I have no idea what I was going to say. Oh well. This movie has a few different plots, and sub plots. Spicoli rules. He's the best character in the movie. Whoa, 7 months quickly pass in this movie. This movie doesn't have a single member of the Brat Pack in it. I was mistaken about that. My bad.

Conclusion: This movie rocks.

5 out of 5 Quality Points
0 out of 10 Bratpack Points

Mat's Nugget of Wisdom

Mat: "Remember that one girl who was flirting with me?"
Zack: "When?!"
Mat: "When you bought that water."
Zack: "Who was flirting with you?"
Mat: "That girl. With the black hair."
Zack: "How was she flirting?"
Mat: "She was talking to me."
Zack: "And what did she say?"
Mat: "....hi"

RICH

I think Greg would say, "If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me." This movie starts out solid. I like the line about working hard, or hardly working. Spicoli rules. Greg hopes this movie is about an elementary school. The last girl who was topless - more of her being topless. More of her toplessosity. If Illegally yours has taught us anything, it's that you can have a brazen disregard of the law with no consequences. Spicoli rules.

Conclusion: 4 + 1/2 (Phoebe)
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