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MAT Corey Feldman voices Donatello. Also, April O'neil is played by a different actress than in 2 or 3. Was it because she wasn't locke into a contract? Or did she only want to be in the best turtle's movie? The movie takes a realistic view on th foot clan. In the movie, the foot soldiers are human, not robots as in the cartoon. In England, the cartoon show is called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles. April wants to investigate the foot clan. The directing is often hyper-kinetic. Shredder appears sparsely through the film. Casey and April get into a fight. The movie gets slow when they go to the farm. It's Teenage mutant ninja turtle, not farming turtles. April's voice over's suck. I'm sure kids love a beat-up Splinter. 4 out of 5 The Burbs will sucol (?) GREG No Corey Feldman, but the voice of Feldman. Good enough? Eh. Sort of. I cannot believe that Mat didn't like Rock and Roll High School Forever. He must be a communist homosexual nazi. Casey Jones has a firm grasp on his inner Feldman. Such as lines as "The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.", and the fact that he bags the chick makes him even more Feldmanian. Need I remind you of the ravcous(?) suckitude of Mat. Well I do.Also, Splinter rules, and April's kid sucks ass. April O'neil makes me want to whack my wee willy wonka. Though Mat pummels his camel to Rapheal. Splinter's story sucks and lacks believability. Cinematography is lacking in inequality. This movie would have been better if the Fat Boys were in it. The Fat Boys rule. They are fat. The turtles own a stuffed panda. They must be gay. Except for Donatello. I Hope Mat falls asleep. I wish Angie Everhart were in this movie. Dude, Angie Everhart would have made a great April O'neil. Heather Graham too. Maybe April could have been siamize naked twins. What if there was a guy who accidently super glued his tongue to a woman's leg, and then the next day had to make a major promotion. Man, I'd like to see the look on his bosses face after that. I'm so tired, Why am I not in bed? This sucks. Zack's feet are really dirty. I like the scene where Splinter's talking in the fire. That part rules. Mat sucks. April talks too much. Casey needs to put her in her place. Women are just baby making machines. Corey Feldman called someone "Gakface". April is still talking. Damn, that bitch talks a lot. Corey Feldman should be playing Casey Jones. Who, Rapheal is awake, like I care.Leo and Raph should fight. Leo would kickass, no contest! Shredder is exactly like Darth Vader. Shredder is setting up the lame plot twist. Could use more Ninja Turtles action, less April. More Angie Everhart. More Bill from Bill+Ted.. Casey likes hockey. Finally, the turtles are going to kick ass. Casey Jones is claustrophobic. He is unFeldman like in that respect. Casey is a closet homosexual, like Mat. Mat's girlfriend looks and acts exatly like him. Maybe Mat loves himself for some reason. Man this sucks. Splinter sucks. Conclusion: good movie unless you've been watching movies for 15 hours. Rating: 3 MRU's out of 5 2 Feldman's out of 5 Death Count: 2 ZACK Mat only gave Rock and Roll High School Forever a 2. That pisses me off, because he, obviously has no concept of quality film. He claims to want to make good movies, yet he is unable to identify one. He also claims to have naturally blonde hair, yet he has black eyebrows. Come on, Mat. You're not fooling anyone. Casey Jones is really cool. Corey Feldman would have been awesome in that role. Mat needs to quit while he's ahead. He keeps bashing Corey Feldman and the films that he has appeared in. As soon as he falls asleep, I plan to put him in humilating poses, and film it. They should have made the turtles beat up Richard Dreyfus. Mat likes Richard Dreyfus. What a loser. Mat is just asking for a svere beating. We've already sat through 11 movies. oooh, April just got fired. That sucks. I think I've been sitting here for far too long. April wants Casey Jones bad. They're going to do it. When I get home, I'm going to play Punch out. Super Macho man pisses me off. He's getting a severe beating, much like Mat. I find myself dreading the next movie. The burbs; 100 minutes of pure pain. Mat doesn't pay attention to the movies. He sucks. Siskel gives better reviews with his ass, in his current state(dead), than Mat does. I really want the turtles to quit screwing around, and kick Shredder's ass. Final Rating: 4 out of 5 on the Feldman scale 9 out of 10 on the Mat suckitude scale. (I hope he falls asleep.)

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