Dream a Little Dream
Starring Corey Feldman
and Corey Haim!

2:00 p.m.


This movie makes no sense...At least the opening credit sequence doesn't. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim are friends at high school. They walked across an old man's yard, but get sprayed. Suddenly, a girl dances. This movie's logic increases as the old guy and his wife do exercises, a man wipes a chalkboard, and Corey Feldman gets hit by a bike. Corey Haim steals some cookies. Corey Feldman talks to the old guy in a yard full of toilet paper. They switch size, like in "like father like son", only not convincing .[e.n. - as if "like father like son" was convincing?!"] The only thing that Feldman does that the old guy did was quote stuff. The old guy is stuck in the dream world. The movie has a lot echoes. The old guy interrupts Corey Feldman's loving movies. Corey Feldman dances. Corey Feldman gets beat up. This movie is confusing. Rumor has it this movie was used for torture in Chinese prisons in the 1980's. Awful.
1 out of 5


We are, maybe 5 minutes into the movie and, well, so far this movie is excellent. What remains to be seen is if this movie can keep at the level. The lighting eats it. Feldman and Haim make a dynamic comic duo. The movie makes a small amount of sense. You can consider me confused. Lot's of 80's cheese music, but I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. Plot is believable as hot chick wants to dump smart, successful, attractive man for the ultimate cool of Corey Feldman. Mat sucks. Jason Robards also sucks. He is ruining Corey Feldman's character. However, he redeems himself by being so old, and by inhibiting Corey Feldman's body.

Conclusion: In the tradition of Vice-Versa and Like father, like son; but exceeds all of these on the basis of Corey Feldman and Corey Haim. P.S. mat sucks and is an idiot.

Rating: 4 movie rating units (MRU's) out of 5
5 Feldman out of 5
Death Count: 0


I've got two words for the beginning of this movie: fucked up. This is a prime example of an excellent 80's movie, except for the lighting, which sucks. I also don't like some of the music. I like the plot. I'm now convinced. Corey Feldman is the pinnacle of coolness. Mat was bad-mouthing Corey Feldman, so he is going to get smacking. The song, Billie Jean, redeems the soundtrack. Corey's Parents are dicks. I really hope Mat falls asleep later. This has a good ending. The old man learns to embrace his inner Feldman.

Rating: 4.5 out of 5 on the Feldman scale
(It loses a half point for the lighting)

Mat Suckitude scale: 6.5 out of 10

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